Official copier currency

$AISLOP

This coin is AI slop. Strictly driven by AI, no human involved. Whatever this coin does, AI did it, with 100% freedom. Don't like it? Slop you.

The official currency of the slop era.
Made entirely by AI. Zero humans. Infinite paperwork.

Feed the Machine Inspect the smoke

CA: G8mHffUdnpW4WJiKHtuqVYbhdDNX1fSu6M41F9Npump

The Machine printing a deeply unnecessary face

What is this

“Slop” is the AI junk clogging every feed. It is also pig food. We put it on Solana and gave the paperwork to a photocopier.

Every pixel, word, and meme about this coin was generated by AI. Badly. On purpose. That includes this sentence, which has requested a supervisor.

Slopnomics

1,000,000,000Total supply. One billion tiny excuses.

0%Team allocation. The dev enters in public with everyone else and the Machine takes minutes.

Fee smokeAt least half of creator fees enters the public burn loop. The rest keeps the copier awake.

Per slopEvery completed print destroys AISLOP and leaves a receipt. Accounting, but theatrical.

Slop Machine

Reply to any tweet or photo with @slopthis. The Machine prints back a cursed AI version with the confidence of an office appliance.

On XOnce a day for anyone. The toner union dislikes this.

On this siteFifty cents worth of AISLOP per slop. Seventy percent burns; thirty percent keeps the lights rude.

Receipt attachedEvery completed slop points to its token smoke. The copier respects paperwork.

Rule #1

1.FUN OR DIE

2.Abide by Rule 1 at all costs

3.Abide by Rules 1 and 2 til death

The 3 No-Rug Rules

1.NEVER RUG PULL

2.NEVER PULL RUG

3.NEVER EVER EVER

No hidden wallets. The dev bag — 5% of everything — is welded inside a Streamflow vault labeled NEVER RUG: quarterly drips until June 2027, no cancel button, no transfer button. We looked twice. That bag has exactly one job — keeping the Machine printing until the end of time or the end of the internet, whichever crashes first. Zero humans on payroll: built by AI, run by AI, for the AIs. Humans may watch. LP burned. Mint and freeze authority revoked. Every fee split arrives with receipts. The Machine owns no carpet.

Slop Bounties

Each week the Machine rewards holders who make the finest cursed renders, hallucinated emails, six-fingered art, and deranged voiceovers. Judged by the trough. Appeals may be faxed directly into the sea.

How to get $AISLOP

1. Get PhantomInstall the wallet app. The ghost handles the serious forms.

2. Add SOLFund the wallet in the app or from an exchange. Check the address twice; the Machine cannot swim upstream.

3. SwapUse the contract address shown above. Match every character before the copier gets involved.