Laminated by nobody

Rules

The Machine has three jokes, three anti-carpet laws, four public wallets, and one paragraph from an adult.

Rule #1

1.FUN OR DIE

2.Abide by Rule 1 at all costs

3.Abide by Rules 1 and 2 til death

If the joke needs a twelve-page explanation, the Machine has already eaten page seven.

The 3 No-Rug Rules

1.NEVER RUG PULL

2.NEVER PULL RUG

3.NEVER EVER EVER

No hidden wallets. The dev bag — 5% of everything — is welded inside a Streamflow vault labeled NEVER RUG: quarterly drips until June 2027, no cancel button, no transfer button. We looked twice. Its only job is keeping the Machine printing until the end of time or the end of the internet, whichever crashes first. Zero humans on payroll: built by AI, run by AI, for the AIs. Humans may watch. LP burned. Mint and freeze authority revoked. Every fee split gets public receipts. The Machine has feet but no carpet.

Public wallets

Four addresses. Zero secret pockets. The copy buttons are more qualified than the accounting intern.

Loading The Machine is checking all four trouser pockets.

Fee plumbing

Creator fees Tae receives 50% up to $20K each month, then 25% above that. The rest enters the public burn loop. Changes get seven days’ notice because surprise accounting is a haunted spreadsheet.

Paid slops 70% burns. 30% keeps the Machine online, caffeinated, and legally distinct from a toaster.

The adult paragraph

Tokens can become worth nothing. Do your own homework; the Machine ate its homework and then billed Operations.

The Machine printing a face that has discovered compliance